Welcome to horse paradise! Pull up that lawn chair, and get a pina colada! This page is about horse bloopers, facts, poems, and anything you choose to send in {e-mail address listed on bottom of page} to me! A Review of what's here...
Horse Paradise Chat Room!
SIM Classifieds
Horse Bloopers
Trivia With PRIZES!
Hang out and look at BEAUTIFUL horse PICS
And SO much more coming soon to make you have fun here!
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First of all, go ahead and chat. Horse Paradise chat room is the coolest chat room to hang out in! So go ahead, have fun. And feel free to host your own SIM events! As long as AOL's TOS policies are followed! Enjoy!
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SIM CLASSIFIEDS!
The new way to advertise or buy your SIM pets & horses! Anyone can access these message boards with a browser!
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TRIVIA! The weekly trivia to stump you and give you prizes! Submit your own stumpers, after trying to answer this question! If you get this one right, first, you'll get a prize!
This Week's Prize: A SIM Horse! Of YOUR choice!
Last week's TRIVIA!....
What breed can trace it's background to 3 founding studs?
And the winner was...SIM Horses! (AKA Sgord@primeline.com, Luv4Stormy!) She chose a light grey Oldenburg!
This week's trivia is...WHAT BREED OF HORSE IS THE SHORTEST EVER? AND ABOUT HOW SHORT IS THE AVERAGE OF THIS BREED?
Now just fill out the form AFTER you read about this week's prize!
New! English Equitation Tips! From Paradise! Enjoy!
What's a matter, bends like a 2 by 4, corners like a truck? I'm sure you've heard this expression before! Well, to start off, get your horse on the rail. If that's your problem, and Mr. Ed isn't responding to your inside leg, place your hip slightly to the outside and lift your hands a LITTLE. If you're squeezing with the inside, and your body is slightly to the outside, your horse HAS to forget about his "imaginary barrel racing days." Trust me, this works! Tested on an ex-race thoroughbred, Rhondi!
Next you need to hold your inside rein. But remember to keep in mind being "engaged, or on the bridle," is not the same as yanking your horse's head to the inside. Be sure to remember BALANCE, a very important thing. Especially hold the outside rein through your corners, as well as balance in your outside stirrup.
More tips and tricks coming soon!
Pick PIC of the week!
Weekly PICs will be chosen as "The PIX!" Each week. Please feel free to email me any of your PICS! They'll have a chance of appearing here FOR OVER A WEEK!
This is a horse of the Banker Horse breed! Come back soon to see next week's PICk! Okok, so I haven't had time to get a new one. But it's coming REALLY soon! I swear!
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